I’ve never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight

I had the good fortune to hang out, briefly, with Chris Heilmann after the London Web Standards Group meet-up this week.

As we stood outside the pub, a very nice, but rather inebriated, young lady staggered past with her friends, looked at Chris and went, “It’s Simply Red! I want my photo with Simply Red!”. I laughed at ‘Mick Hucknall’ until she turned, stared hard at me and said, “You. You’re that guy. You know the one. That one. The lady in red.” I stopped laughing, but I let her take her photo with me. A gentleman always accedes to a lady’s requests.

Chr*s de f*cking B*rgh my arse!